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Top Ten Pirate Talk Pickup lines

for generous use on international talk like a pirate day, sept 19th. for further reference on how to master pirate talk see talklikeapirate.com. as a starter, we recommend seeing this awesome beginners tutorial. and don't despair! with a load of good ol' cheatin', everyone can master pirate talk!

  • Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
  • Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
  • Come on up and see me urchins.
  • Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
  • I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
  • Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
  • How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
  • Ya know, darlin., I'm 97 percent chum free.
  • Well blow me down?
  • And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is:
  • Prepare to be boarded.

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